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Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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this is hilarioooousss lol i actually laughed out loud at this! i have moments like this too often

yeah, i'm sorry... not an FML.

hahahahah this is great. its totally an fml..

wow_ydto 0

wow, that must have been some quality pot you had

Being stupid doesn't constitute an FML...

WTF.. how is this an fml..not even funny, just ******* stupid and sad..

InTheAyer 0

thats not an fml. *in stupid sarcastic dummy voice* wow im so stupid, those two cops must think i'm a huge idiot for walking SLOWER!! not fyl f the fact that ur an ass

No one could be that stupid.

hmmmm you're a dumbass. I wonder if this is real or you are just making it up. I honestly don't understand how someone could be so stupid.