Today I was logged into my mom’s emails to check my grades and...

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By Sarah - 15/11/2017 01:09

Today I was logged into my mom’s emails to check my grades and saw that a woman emailed her saying that she found her on a dating website and wanted to meet up. My mom has a boyfriend and is straight... FML

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