Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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MrPoly 0
They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.
depechemode 0
Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?
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Tolki 0
Several variables come to mind: 1: are you attractive? 2: is he considering breaking up with you? 3: does he like *****-y behavior? Assuming this one sided story is all there is to the story, he should have ****** you. I still find this (the story and the haters) absolutely hilarious.
nomo_fml 0
That's par for the course for dating a guy that plays WoW.
Iliaria 0
The first time I read this through I sympathised with you. But then I went back and my brain caught on the "30 minutes later" part. It took you an entire half an hour of waiting naked and blindfolded on a bed without hearing or feeling a single thing from him before you went looking for him? Wow.
Seegtease 0
Man, some of you people. You know, sex doesn't come before everything all the time. Just because one person wants sex doesn't mean the other needs to automatically comply. I think the ones who are uptight about this are people who get sex so rarely that they jump at any opportunity. If you have sex regularly, you don't drop everything you're doing for a chance to have it. I mean, yeah, sex is great. But so is pizza and video games. Sex is not the end-all-most-awesome everything ever. That's a bit over the top. I could have sex with my wife pretty much any time, and as often as I wanted. Does that mean I should have non-stop sex? No. I will eat, watch TV, or play video games most of the time. I swear the critics here are either complete nymphos or virgins to place such a high value on sex, as if every opportunity should always be utilized. Sometimes, you just don't feel like sex. Wow, what a concept.
HJORules007 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 187 makes a very very good point. At least it was WOW and not Hello Kitty Island Adventure. I definitely know how you feel. I swear sometimes my boyfriend would rather be in a relationship with his female level 80 night elf druid than with me. And being realistic, he would probably turn down sex with me to do raid or arenas with his friends. But at least I know this, and I wouldn't even give him the choice. I'm sorry though about your dipshit of a boyfriend, he sounds like a real prick. In a spur of the moment decision, what asshole takes WOW over sex?
abcdef40 0
wow...i'm a little concerned about my gender. Is it really this bad with most of us? only one guy questioned what she looks like. Are you guys just blindly assuming she's hot or is being female the only standard that girls need to meet with you. you guys must be a bunch of studs. I'm looking out my window right now and i already see two girls i'd rather play a game of tetris with than see naked.
Dhamy 0
Lmao! Wow>you. That sucks. Dump him maybe?
Dhamy 0
lmfao, number 12!
lazorzpewpew 0
At least you know he won't cheat on you with anyone (except WoW)! :D And come on! Ulduar is out, give a man a break - there are 24 people waiting for him! :P
Cathercy 0
Bravo boyfriend, bravo. haha Shows how addicting WoW can be. D: