Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
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Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
Best day of your life
Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML
Bad timing
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Wait, what?
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Where am I?
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
A day to remember
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
So, he just told everyone you were engaged without even asking you? That's just weird. I hope you were honest to his friends.
kaelp 17
That's kind of creepy. I sincerely hope it was a major misunderstanding.
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Comments (27)
fourscore 10
It sounds more like his fiancés FML
max1280_fml 14
Surprise?
connorhperkins 9
He seems to think otherwise
brenton490 19
Did he lock you in his apartment after you tried breaking up with him?
J352SAURUS 30
Fiancé? Fiancée? Aren't you a girl? Awkward situation though. How did that even happen?
KingLewisII 34
she is a girl that's why she used two e's
Emmy0806 6
I don't get it
Jonkbaby 23
wait, what happened?
lucasjames22 8
wait. I'm very confused. do none of his friends know the woman he's going to marry? why would they all think it was you? and where was she?