Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with... - FML

By no2057 - 09/12/2013 11:00 - Mexico - Montreuil

Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the median strip and continue the wrong way up the other side of the highway. FML

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Publikwerks 14

Monday 9 May 2016 17:54

Well, you're alive, so he probably saved you like 20 minutes. I hope you tipped him

LennyComa 39

Monday 9 May 2016 18:00

That's life in Mexico...Happens here in South Sudan all the time too. All you can do is hope you get a taxi driver who won't get impatient. FYL and stay safe

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Bragi 12

Tuesday 10 May 2016 6:11

So, was there an accident, OP? Or are you just a whiner?

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