By Kaddiscott - 20/01/2014 10:12 - Italy - Marco

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
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Kaddiscott 11

Hi guys, OP here. I speak fluent french, I just had a little blunder. This was actually like a few months ago when I was on France on holiday, and yeah the seller gave me a funny look and we had a giggle, but then I said, ooops and that I meant to say potato. It was soooo embarrassing, my parents never let me live it down FML hahahah

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samuelbeathard 15

I'm currently learning another language and I know how a little slip up can make a big difference. A slight change in pronunciation can change "My house has 2 big rooms" to "My sister has 2 big testicles".

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FelicityWishes 32

I'm sure it's not that bad unless you got what you asked for :O

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imani132 6

Haha! Tres amusant. I wonder what his facial expression was

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thetrue_guru 6

Ha! but how does one word change it from potato top "shit of Apple"???

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Xotoolyxo 16

Either way, you're getting something nutritious

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jh921971 10

You could have just said "patat". Unless that's only Québec.

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someguy314159265 15

So, basically, instead of asking for potatoes, you asked for a company that makes iPhones? Please accept my apologies for the tactless joke.

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Nat52482 25

APPLE OF EARTH!! Lovely potatoes lol

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