Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML
Today, I was showing my grandson how to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. I got a little too close and set my hair on fire. The candles remained lit but my grandson was too terrified to go near them after the whole ordeal. FML
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Top comments
Kimbug 0
Wait, if you were BLOWING how did it end up back on your face..? oh, and by the way, very original name OP.. :P
smartass101 0
blowing and hot wax.. sounds kinky
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Comments (91)
LMFAOwlCity 0
1 and 20... just so win!!
PwningLamp1 0
lol did u give it a bj afterwords
southpointchrysl 0
thats happened to me. it doesn't hurt.
kaytwiztid 0
omg my bf did tht a few days ago after a romantic night together...at least ur face smells good now :)
xNephilim 19
I feel like this is a fake. I don't know why, but I don't think I would be spending time on my computer after having hot wax IN my eyes. From what I've heard, you're supposed to go to the hospital with that.
Blippety 23
Maybe she went to the hospital and THEN submitted the FML? Where does it say she decided to write the FML while she still had the wax in her eyes?
juliabrookss 0
YDI for putting candles on a bedside table.
tahoegirl93 0
I hope you're okay? Did you see a doctor?
cutiepie343 7
This sounds more like a **** story, rather than a FML
damm11 2
Haha that happens to me all the time at work !
mjayybb 8
ydi...who keeps several candles by their bed