Intimacy: Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched... - FML

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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

Kenziechristinee 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:08

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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NykesterWaltzz 20

Friday 29 March 2013 20:33

YDI you cheating ass

maigan332 14

Friday 5 April 2013 19:48

Pig.

poopernoodle 5

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:24

That's one way to do it

AlliFaye17 3

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:30

Karma asshole

tewa21 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:10

You cheater

SunshineNancy 8

Monday 29 April 2013 1:50

That's what you get for cheating. Dumb ass!

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 6:23

You should have died for being a cheating asshole and for being stupid enough to throw yourself down stairs

AmyPond17 33

Monday 13 May 2013 20:00

Wow. You're such an asshole. YDI for cheating.

Vaati_fml 20

Friday 24 May 2013 0:39

Why'd you post this here?

Goku34 3

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:44

Your a ******* pig man! You deserved every step.

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