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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

smileyface143 4

see I honestly don't understand people like you, if your going to continuously sleep with another person, then why be married in the first place? Is it that you get joy out of hurting other people or what?.. n btw this isn't a fml it's a ydi.

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arthurmlloyd 0

at least you are trying to do your best.

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RodStar 0

So...Did your wife find out?

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mheard546 5

is there a reason why you actually threw yourself down the stairs instead of lying about it? dumb-ass!! you deserve it.. cheater!!!

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jose18 3

you could have just said you fell down the stairs and cut your back from the fall she would have believed that

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badactor009 0

You deserve to have your wife cheat on you... and find out all about how it rocked her world.

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naughty101 8

totally your fault for cheating..

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christanaamamore 3

your own dang fault cheating b**tard -_-

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