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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

dakota_nikole 0

hilarious your an idiot

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arrow13579 0

serves u right dumbass

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rxc_fml 0

thats what you get for being both a dumbass and a cheater.

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jtdm25 2

I hope you broke your neck!!

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aliserboi97 0

your a dumbass don't throw yourself down stairs

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Narwhal234 6

OP, did you REALLY think you'd get sympathy for posting this?

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Exiledprincess 4

You deserve this...just sayin

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jennnwoww 2

Wow. You really are stupid. Enough said.

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saltypirate 0

if you don't like your wife, why not just get a ******* divorce??? Just ******* stay loyal to your wife or get the **** out of her life

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