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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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dakins 0

to bad u didn't break ur neck

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shelby0123 0

serves u right. I hope she finds out and hires a hitman

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Aaaabeee 0

hahaha good for you! for cheating on ur wife. ur an asshole and if u wanna have sex with different girls then get a divorce! karma.

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dippycheese 0

I cannot comprehend OP's logic. Get scratched and your wife would relate it straight to sex so you fall down stairs?

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Mau5Trap 0

looks like your 'screwed up'

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AtomicBryce 0

u deserved wut u got asshole

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fang9761 0

you are the biggest dick EVER!!!!!!!! i hope you get your balls ripped off so ypu can die in a hole

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kruschev33 0

you could have just said that you yourself just scratched your back

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