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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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theuglyone906 4

I hope you die. In a fire. And your wife gets all the money from your life insurance.

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eguerr5 2

you know what man. your still a dumb ass for cheating and thinking your only way out is falling down the stair. but I still give you an A for trying.

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evilbunnypao 0

Now I believe once Einstein said 'There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.' YDI

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Outset_Agent 0

Comment #47 = Win. Next time OP try hiding it by throwing yourself off the 8th floor of the parking garage and breaking your ******* neck.

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S96_ 0

Next time make sure you dont get back up :D

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invalidusernames 0

Just make sure you use condoms, the world doesn't need anymore people like you running around.

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xWOTRxSweettart 0

hope she doesn't read fml then.. and I've been cheated on plenty of times believe me sweetie it catches up to you and she will find out.. anybody that gets cheated on finds out in the end... if it's been just for one night or 5 years we do find out and karma is a bitch!

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