Today I was dumped via text message after yesterday telling me...

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By Pablo Chacon - 22/08/2019 04:00

Today I was dumped via text message after yesterday telling me how much she loved me and today was the day I had just got her very expensive engagement ring FML

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user53658 15

Tuesday 27 August 2019 9:39

I'm sure she changes her mind if you send her a picture of the ring. And then it's your turn to dump her.

SlytherinSasha 8

Thursday 12 September 2019 2:50

i bet the ring is gorgeous do u have a pic of it

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user53658 15

Tuesday 27 August 2019 9:39

I'm sure she changes her mind if you send her a picture of the ring. And then it's your turn to dump her.

SlytherinSasha 8

Thursday 12 September 2019 2:50

i bet the ring is gorgeous do u have a pic of it

Pablo Chacon 13

Sunday 15 September 2019 17:59

Unfortunately no

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