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By bruised and battered - 12/02/2016 11:37 - Australia - Koroit

Today, I was down the street with my husband when we saw some disabled people. He started imitating them, so I smacked him and told him to stop, only for an old lady to come up and start hitting me with her umbrella. He kept up the charade and acted disabled while yelling "don't let her hit me!" FML

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