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Today, I was building new fixtures at work. As I assembled the top holding bar on the second section, my boss came up and smacked it to try and scare me. She knocked the top holding bar, which is made of steel, onto my head, and then all the sections went on to fall like dominoes. FML

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theoneguyinky 0

It didn't hurt me, just stung for a bit, needless to say I let her fix the mess and walked off to do something else. And to answer everyone's question, no, she is not hot.

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Workman's comp? Also, your boss better feel bad enough to get you some help to fix it. Maybe some overtime?

ok, good. As long as you didn't get stuck fixing a mess she caused!

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i say sue the hell out of her

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your stupid

Hahaha, thank you for brightening my day a little.

awesome, kinda sad that it took me 'til the end to realize it was wierd al

it's also sad cause that's what most of america dose...

LTMcleod 0

ok weird al, using his sue song.

lol never realized it was a song till the very end

If you are hurt you could sue, and why would someone do something so stupid, I hope she apoligized right after and helped you to fix the damage she'd done.

epicusernsmefail 0

lawwwsuittt

Its fake! or this is a real shitty contractor. The sections if properly installed would never fall like dominoes and in fact the only way one would every fall on your head is if your holding it above your head and let it drop.

Babushka_Homyak 10

Your boss is an idiot.

she's a douche who should give you a raise

dacman48 0

a "raise" wink wink

Omg I just got that lmao

hot_tamale 0

Hmmm. Pretty sure you can sue.

kelleyb323 0

that's awesome! you realize you have a possible lawsuit on your hands, and if not you can still hold that over your bosses head forever and make him feel like a dumbass!

QueenOfStars 0

oooooooo that suxxx

R1xStunna 0

holy shit from the sound of it there are jobs in Ky.

Maybe he was wearing a hard hat. I didn't see anything in his FML about bleeding profusely from the head.

Maybe he was wearing a hard hat. I didn't see anything in his FML about bleeding profusely from the head.