Work: Today, I was brushing my hair when I got distracted by the sound...

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By GnattyHair - 19/02/2016 17:35 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I was brushing my hair when I got distracted by the sound of my dog puking. After cleaning up, I realized I was running late for work. I left the house in a rush, only to discover once at work only half my hair was brushed still. FML

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