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By Ace - 29/07/2016 20:34

Today, I was blowing a bubble with some bubble gum, when I accidentally burped into it. Without thinking, I put the bubble back into my mouth and popped it. FML

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lakesofire 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:41

what flavor was it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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lakesofire 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:41

what flavor was it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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