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By mkay0303 - 23/12/2016 06:26 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I was babysitting the kids from down the street like I usually do and one of them is such a brat. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and asked him how I looked and the kid ran through the room and yelled "like a whore" then ran out. FML

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r83839 22

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:36

Not that this excuses the kid's language, but you shouldn't be on the phone flirting while you're being paid to play with the kids. Respect the kids, and you'll probably get some respect back. Having a sitter over was always the highlight of my month as a kid. I would've been so disappointed and upset if you'd done this to me.

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r83839 22

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:36

Not that this excuses the kid's language, but you shouldn't be on the phone flirting while you're being paid to play with the kids. Respect the kids, and you'll probably get some respect back. Having a sitter over was always the highlight of my month as a kid. I would've been so disappointed and upset if you'd done this to me.

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