Kids: Today, I was babysitting my niece. We had gotten along well before...

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By Nikachu14 - 09/02/2016 00:47 - United States - Winnetka

Today, I was babysitting my niece. We had gotten along well before but this is the first time I was with her by myself, as soon as her mom leaves she runs away screaming bloody murder and won't stop. FML

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