Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Eh, I've had to clean urine out of a place play too. I don't think there were in kids in it when I did it though. Just keep your eyes open for better job opportunities. You'll find something better eventually.
spurlock62 0
That sucks, but made me laugh.
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Comments (88)
shushiblec 0
Great story for your kids one day..
elephantom12 9
Better just go ahead and drink your own piss. - Bear Grylls
GSP101 0
It's the circle of life, my friend.
keepingitnasty 15
You got a golden shower for free! Your lucky day.
PresAgent 23
Your FML just made somebody with a golden shower fetish very happy. In all seriousness, that does suck! I hope it didn't take too many showers to get the smell out.
lewk908 13
man I'd be so damn pissed I tell you what
SpeshulK 0
I see what you did there... Pissed
mikepattonfan 0
Gee what a pisser!
perdix 31
And this is not what you envisioned as you spent all that time and money getting an Elementary Ed degree?
TonyIsMyDog 2
What a little prick!
Igor_g5 0
That's BS. If a kid pissed on the slide the slide would would be closed til it was properly sanitized.
graham11 14
Not in particular.