Today, I was at the store with my 8-year-old daughter and we... - FML

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By june - 27/03/2021 19:21

Today, I was at the store with my 8-year-old daughter and we saw an Indian woman. She asked why that lady has a dot on her head, so I yelled at her for being disrespectful. She cried and said “I just wanted to learn more about the culture...” FML

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J15237 25

Wednesday 7 April 2021 0:14

What the **** man? Your daughter actually asked a damn question to gather understanding. Your daughter deserves better then that. FML your life? No **** you. FML your wife and your daughters' life for putting up with someone like you.

JasonThorn 20

Friday 2 April 2021 7:21

OP, do you USUALLY respond to questions from your kid by YELLING at them? Because, I gotta tell you, enough of that and someone is going to call CPS on you, because that is ABUSE...

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 2 April 2021 7:21

OP, do you USUALLY respond to questions from your kid by YELLING at them? Because, I gotta tell you, enough of that and someone is going to call CPS on you, because that is ABUSE...

J15237 25

Wednesday 7 April 2021 0:14

What the **** man? Your daughter actually asked a damn question to gather understanding. Your daughter deserves better then that. FML your life? No **** you. FML your wife and your daughters' life for putting up with someone like you.

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