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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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You poor bastard ...

well that was a douchebag thing of you to do.

You're a ******* asshole.

Adelka_fml 11

his life is already miserable so why throw a rock at him? where were u trying to go with that? him thanking u for that? people these days.

theoreoslive 6

**** you and everyone like you

theoreoslive 6

you deserved wayyyyyyyyyy worse then that **** you so ******* much like bruh seriously wtf is your problem I hope these hateful comments teach you something

Clearly you posted this thinking, "Poor me!" Clearly you think you are a poor unfortunate soul who doesn't deserve the bad things that happen to you. Clearly you think it's funny to taunt people less fortunate than you. Clearly you're a jerk. And the worst kind of jerk. The kind that thinks he's a victim.

wow asshole he should be stabbed you

You are the definition of an asshole