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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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TheGamingGamer 28

You are an IDIOT!! DI YIU KNOW HOW STUPID THIS IS!? YOU ARE A DISCRACE IN SOCIETY!! YOU ARE A ******* DUMBFUCK STUPID ASS BITCH FOR EVEN DOING THIS AND ARE A **** FOR THINKING YOU CAN DO THIS!!!! ____ ____ ___ ____ |___ | | | |__| | | ||||| ____| | |____| | | |_____/ .....

GreenShoes 14

that is an awful thing to do, sorry but ydi

NickSummerstan 6

you are cancer as a person

arun_678 10

This is how FMLs should go: Today, some asshole came up to me (I'm homeless) and threw a rock at me so I decided to chase him with a knife :) FML

smxiricky 23

he was only kidding? he was maybe returning the small rock and made sure the knife wouldn't fall out of his pocket...

JamesILoveFML 11

Well, aren't you a rude asshole.

cloudyface 23

YDI if he had stabbed you...

ChocolateyBacon 18

Um, that would be a little extreme... Death is a pretty harsh punishment for throwing a rock at someone. He definitely deserved the scare though.

FSGInsainity 15

Hope he caught up.