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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 03:51 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was asked to work Valentine's Day. I had no reason to decline. FML

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kirby1964 20

Saturday 4 February 2017 11:39

Could be there right beside you for the same reason.

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kirby1964 20

Saturday 4 February 2017 11:39

Could be there right beside you for the same reason.

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