Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my younger brother watching Little Einstein... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 22:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I walked in on my younger brother watching Little Einstein porn on my computer. He's 23 years old, FML.

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AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 6:49

What the hell is little Einstein ****? Like the learning videos for babies!?! Someone parodied that?

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AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 6:49

What the hell is little Einstein ****? Like the learning videos for babies!?! Someone parodied that?

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