Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
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lovecrazy12 14
You should call and complain about him...that's just rude
MrMizzouBound 7
"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" - broke black lady with a burnt down apartment
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Comments (137)
sarah17xx_fml 10
This would've been really funny is he wasn't such a douchebag :(
lovelyohhmee 8
You should of reported him. Sorry you had to go through that.
BellaFurfaro 12
Ain't no body got time for dat!
EvilUndead 9
When in a hurry, call a taxi.
redjeepgirl2006 4
Lol, it IS rude & wrong but, he was mocking a news cast that was remixed & went viral!
beautycrush495 10
Well at least it didn't end up like the mortal combat girl that gou uppercut on YouTube by the bus driver
Crzysht96 3
Law suit
xRezSynn 15
Douche move.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I bet Sweet Brown would be pissed to hear her catch phrase being hijacked by such a complete and utter douchebag. She'd probably ram a cold pop up his rectum.
BigSexy123 11
She'd give him bronchitis.
diva239 8
Ain't nobody got time for that!