Work: Today, I've been searching for a job for over a year and have... - FML

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By Glenn - 06/02/2016 17:36 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I've been searching for a job for over a year and have been put on a voluntary work scheme by the benefits office, so now I essentially have a full time job but because it's voluntary I don't get paid for it and only receive my Jobseeker's money of £50 a week. This must be illegal somehow FML

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