Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
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nreed32 20
What was the best case scenario in your mind for this situation?
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure your friends were impressed by your total commitment to the stunt. I'm not sure you'll survive the shenanigans needed to keep their friendship!
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Comments (28)
jessicasoho 13
Once, I ran down the stairs and jumped the last 4 stairs, hitting the ceiling that dropped down knocking myself out. We are but human lmao
ickyjuice 8
*blonde humans
cj89898 24
Automatic YDI when I read "I tried to impress" But at the same time FYL because of what actually happened...
ickyjuice 8
Pics or it didn't happen... But seriously, that sounds absolutely HILARIOUS, did you get it one video?...and where can we watch it?
Allie614032 34
I don't skateboard, but I do ski the terrain park, and we are always told to check everything out before doing any tricks. I'd advise you to do the same.