Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML
ITSALLDAVESFAULT tells us more.
Hey! This is a true story people. She got wedged in a ramp comming out of a McDonalds in winter. She slipped, and fell where it was a concrete walled-in ramp. the walls were just tall enough to make it hard. She also had some sort of braces on her ankles....so, she couldn't be rolled to one side or the other, no room to even squeeze in beside her. We actually had a LPN come along who knew how to properly lift someone heavy, and by herself.......I was only trying to help a sister out.....and she was not commando thank god! For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people. KarmaGirl
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Harry_Poochi 0
Anyone else having trouble visualizing this?
joobie 1
i am pretty happy i am having trouble visualizing it
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flyboy57 0
thanks for the visual image. FML.
LewJH 0
Don't worry, hell isn't real.
Severice 0
Ihtsbih.com All i have to say really...
gonzolove 0
Aww they're making a movie out of it? Lame.
popemichael 9
There is no such thing as hell. Christianity is a joke. However, FYL for believing both of those things!
wienerwagon 0
Gee Mister, you sure are smart! However did you find the answers to the questions that people have been struggling to figure out since the beginning of the world in just 27 years of living? Atheist extremists are just as bad as Christian extremists.
hbgoddard 0
There's no such thing as an "atheist extremist".
gonzolove 0
#48 Wins.
gtfwdr 0
i most definately agree =]
Zombierella 2
badadadada im lovin it ...no
infidelboy 0
im not religious at all, but since u are, god only cares about your intentions, rite? you WANTED to help her, just couldnt
eeee93757 0
Going to hell for that? Religious brainwashing FTW...
reneeiscute 0
Ohhhh man. >.
Pointy130 0
Ewwww, NunVag...
chronicwanker 4
you should have HIT THAT SHIT!