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By shittyhands - 23/03/2016 21:52 - United States - Beaverton
Today, I took my large dog for a walk. As I reached down to bag her mess, she took off after a squirrel. Turns out it was only a leaf blowing in the wind, but that didn't stop her from yanking me to the ground, where I fell hands first into her hot, steamy pile of dogshit. FML