Love: Today, I told the guy I've liked for 4 years that I like him.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 18:57 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I told the guy I've liked for 4 years that I like him. We then continued to talk about the girl he likes. FML.

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