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By Anonymous - 03/04/2016 19:22 - United States - Hendersonville

Today, I told the guy I've been seeing that I wanted to break up because of the way he had been treating me. He then said so many mean things back to me that I ended up apologizing to him...and then he broke up with me. FML

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