Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my mom found out that I've been having counselling behind her back for the past 4 years. I broke down in tears explaining everything. Her response was, "So you go and bitch about me behind my back?!" And she wonders why I'm depressed. FML
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
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Top comments
NGM_KID 0
Maybe you should recommend those drugs to your mom...but then again you could be a bitch :D
Kamazar 0
"Today, my daughter told me she was on anti-depressants. I told her, 'That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And you're kind of a bitch.' 10 hours later, she burst through the door with a tommy gun. FML"
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Comments (250)
Funtertaining11 0
Oh, that stinks. A bit harsh, but maybe you probably were; you just didn't realize it.
rubbertoe77 0
What kind of whiny attention-starved bitch goes around saying that she has to take pills because she hates herself. Mom is right, but she's probably a bitch too.
ISandra 0
THIS IS SUCH A FLOP FML. why did you even bother posting this?
aaaa1234 0
fml just isn't funny any more anyone agree?
playerhata 0
Eat doze beans up and maybe you will cease to be being a bitch. Or you might just be a happier, more mellow bitch. Either way, eat demz, nom nom nom, and den you willz typez likez mez.
Twiiggy 0
I guess being a bitch runs in your family
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Don't be such a pussy. Man up. Even if you are a woman.
rc15 0
shes awefully straight forward
catryn 0
Sometimes the people you love need to give you a swift kick in the ass. I'm pretty sure my mom has said that verbatim to me before, but in retrospect it's good to have someone that cares enough about me to stop me.
robinhoood 0
You should have been like "Well I have you to thank for that. Great job raising me. ^.^" But my mother and I joke like that with each other all the time. I hope she was just teasing o.O FYL