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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 00:39 - United States - Marion

Today, I told my mom that I'm having a sleeping problem this semester, which caused me to wake up exhausted and sometimes miss morning classes. Her solution is to continuously call me early every morning to make sure I "don't miss anymore morning classes", making me sleep even less. FML.

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