Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, I realized I sacrificed all my friends to make sure my marriage was successful, but sometimes when under extreme stress from my wife, I use the B-word and that’s enough for her to want to leave me. However, it’s perfectly fine for her to say "Fuck you" and that I’m a everything but a decent human being. FML
Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my daughter came over, furiously ranting that her husband had asked for a divorce. During the conversation, I asked what she did to make him happy. She glared at me and yelled, "It's not my job to make my husband happy!" I'm on her husband's side after that. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
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Shrike 24
Your friend must be an FML commenter, right? Haha, of course she is. Give us her username and we'll set her straight for ya.
cuppycakeslove 20
I feel bad for all the couples she gives counseling to..
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Comments (83)
amifaiyaz 12
earplugs help a lot.
angelitared 27
What kind of friend is that?
asparagus12 21
Your friend sounds like she has an amazingly sarcastic, dry sense of humor! I like her.
Enslaved 38
Reverse psychology? Now you're seeing how petty his little habits are that seemed to have bothered you so much. :P
happylappy 21
Yea I agree. Maybe she's basically being sarcastic and implying that your problems are nothing compared to what she deals with.
lennelleong 33
i have to say... you asked for it. why share what upsets u if you didn't want a solution that she is qualified to give? you should have told her that you just want air-time and affirmative nodding instead.
CookieLovesBoo 16
What kind of marriage councellor is that? , talk to him about it and if he loves you he will try to change the bad habits. :) good luck btw
FKJVMMP 17
FYL for your friend being a dick (however, that was pretty funny), YDI for using the term "faith in humanity."
JustStella 28
I hope you didn't take that seriously, because I am almost positive she was messing with you. However, your username and ending statement make me think otherwise.
annie_nk 23
I got the same impression. She probably didn't wanna do work related stuff off the clock, let alone with one of her friends so it wouldn't surprise if she threw that out there to make OP shut the hell up.
kgbb 1
...it's called a joke.
chinagirl3343 8
That's the problem with marriage/people today. People divorce or suggest divorce over communicating properly and fixing the relationship. Glad op realized her friend was being stupid.