By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
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PattonGilette2 tells us more.

PattonGilette2 18

Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Well, that escalated quickly!

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Comments

Velandre 6

That poor cactus! What did it ever do to him? D: This makes me miss my cactus...

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olpally 32

I thought for sure a stapler would have been the first option for him to throw. Damn desk cactus. Take a stapler and hurl it at him now >:)

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JohnTheLad 13

Ah, you have no ide... I mean, of course not!

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arandomusernameaa 20

It's a stapler... not an axe.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Sounds like a thorny situation.

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raphanne_fml 33

Put wasabi in his takoyakis. That will sting, too.

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PattonGilette2 18

We're not Japanese haha. We just live here...

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raphanne_fml 33

Well, you can still do it. You're in Osaka, aka takoyaki-city, after all. Or do what my older brother used to do to me when we were kids: throw another cactus at him and yell "REFLEX!"

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PattonGilette2 18

We don't eat Takoyakis and I think the cactus needs peace instead of being hurled! xD

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raphanne_fml 33

You may be right. Poor cactus. Well, enjoy Osaka for me please. I really miss Japan.

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JMichael 25

Next they'll end up on Jerry springer throwing chairs at each other saying my brother is a prick!

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ileenefudge 29

Maury is better. I guess it's a matter of opinion though.

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JMichael 25

Maury is better but Springer is more popular and gets a tad bit more crazier.

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Coeliacchic93 21

Jerry Springer the musical is hilarious!

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frizz101 22

Jerry springer doesn't do that crap anymore, he got sued too many times. But Maury has always been classy (for trash TV.)

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sdroze1389 31

as cruel as it was you have to give him points for creativity and commitment.

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PattonGilette2 18

Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.

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Sly35_fml 4

So then what? Did you hit him across the face with the cactus as payback for payback?

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Talk about taking it to the next level

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