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By great - 08/02/2016 03:28 - United States - New Lenox

Today, I thought I should trim my eyebrow hairs because they were getting pretty long. I didn't have tiny scissors so I had to use my kitchen scissors. When I finally cut the hairs I realized that I also cut my bangs too. Now there is a noticeably large chunk of bangs missing. FML

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