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By hopeykins - 20/02/2016 00:22 - United States - Ashburn
Today, I still live with my in-laws and their dog. She annoyingly whines to be let out, after months of trying to teach her to bark at the door instead. She only wanted out to booty scoot over the snow to get poop off her butt. It didn't come off then, but it did later, right on my pillow. FML