Today I started my morning with a cup of coffee and my email.... - FML

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By TayTay - 23/08/2018 19:45 - United States

Today I started my morning with a cup of coffee and my email. I unexpectedly sneezed and small bits of coffee splashed on my mac trackpad. I wiped it up and forgot about it. 5 seconds later, my computer shorted out and is no longer working. 3rd time, in this job, I've had to have my mac fixed. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 0:45

Sounds like you need to wrap your Mac in plastic from now on. Or avoid having liquids nearby.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 0:45

Sounds like you need to wrap your Mac in plastic from now on. Or avoid having liquids nearby.

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