Miscellaneous: Today, I started a new school. As a student was showing me around,...

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By Whocares - 12/05/2016 16:19 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I started a new school. As a student was showing me around, I thought it'd be good to be friendly. as I introduced myself to someone they said "I don't give a fuck about you." Warm welcoming. FML.

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Friday 13 May 2016 5:18

Ah, New Jersey. Sounds like a nice welcome considering that haha

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SpyroMello 29

Friday 13 May 2016 5:18

Ah, New Jersey. Sounds like a nice welcome considering that haha

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