Work: Today, I spoke to a girl who is apparently interviewing for my...

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By please don't fire me - 07/03/2017 12:00

Today, I spoke to a girl who is apparently interviewing for my current position. FML

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darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 7 March 2017 12:22

They could be promoting you, but considering that you're so negative about it, what the hell did you do to get yourself fired?

Kqzza 13

Tuesday 7 March 2017 14:26

Promotion maybe?

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darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 7 March 2017 12:22

They could be promoting you, but considering that you're so negative about it, what the hell did you do to get yourself fired?

almost_there44 26

Tuesday 7 March 2017 14:59

I don't see any negativity in OP's post. If there was, I wouldn't find fault if I found out that I was potentially getting replaced.

Kqzza 13

Tuesday 7 March 2017 14:26

Promotion maybe?

Cali 54

Wednesday 8 March 2017 10:17

Hopefully! Unlikely!

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 7 March 2017 14:47

Congratulations your gunna get a promotion!!!! My condolences your getting fired :(

pixiebubz 26

Tuesday 7 March 2017 20:43

*you're *you're

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 8 March 2017 0:06

And you wonder why everyone hates you!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 March 2017 15:11

Tell the girl about the pervasive rape culture at your company and that sexual harassment is rampant and tolerated.

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 7 March 2017 19:50

That's a good way to get yourself fired.

Manual_Manoosy 21

Thursday 20 April 2017 19:31

Maybe you're getting promoted.

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