Today, I sold some bitcoins that I bought thinking the price...

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By leogs23 - 09/02/2021 03:21

Today, I sold some bitcoins that I bought thinking the price wouldn’t go higher also, Today, Tesla decided to invest millions of dollars on bitcoins an hour after I sold all my bitcoins and now the price blow up, FML

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Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

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Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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