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By faebun - 19/03/2016 18:31 - United States - San Francisco
Today, I showed my grandma a video my boyfriend sent me of his dog being cute. She took my phone, scrolled through our messages, and got pissed that at one point I mentioned a breast pump. I'm not pregnant, I'm just poor enough to consider inducing lactation so I can sell breast milk. FML