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By Owch - 17/03/2016 12:03 - Australia
Today, I shaved "downstairs" for the first time. Today also happened to be the first time my cat tried to join me in the shower, making me slip my razor cutting myself, followed by several deep gashes from my cat to my genitals. FML.