Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Ignore me
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
You fool
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
QR code madness
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Dodge
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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confusedAsFuck 34
Signs, signs everywhere..
gmian 34
Time to rekindle?
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Comments (61)
donuts678 25
Maybe the universe want you guys to be together
lolalice76 12
Oh gosh, that sucks, OP. I've got sympathy for you. :(
manilovethisshit 15
Why're people thimbs downing this comment. Its pretty decent feedback.
dirty_dan_ 15
Hop in her tent man.
daddysgirl243 21
**** that
TheMightyMrJ 6
They just might. #giggity
GreatWhiteBrow 8
Would that be Reading/Leeds by any chance? Also, I get the feeling your ex did that deliberately.
nix1993 41
If it was Reading or Leeds then I really wanna know where the hell they were travelling from that it was a 6 hour train journey. It only takes me 7 hours to get from Plymouth to ******* Newcastle.
domolovesyoshi 33
Bristol it says bristol
IronMan_Mk43 20
Just try and enjoy the festival and stay safe
worldclassrager 41
have a bitter break up? If not it shouldn't be too bad
CharlieM78 9
Change seats move your tent seems pretty simple
Crawyz 11
Hey, maybe you could become friends. Things aren't always as bad as they seem
limitedition 25
Sounds like the plot for an Adam Sandler comedy. Hope you have a great 5 days anyhow, OP.