Love: Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his...

By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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bengermin 5

Friday 30 March 2012 16:12

But... Tissues are for something else..

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 March 2012 17:10

Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.

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kemando 22

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:50

I do that... But I have conditions! A. Privacy B. no kleenex C. Be in the shower/bathroom where I can wash my hands asap.

chels1994 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 20:55

I'm all for being immature, but Ew.

santel_fml 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:39

What a pig

jayhawkchik 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:00

YDI, you really know how to "pick"a winner !

SamSchwab37 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 17:16

Ew.

massie13 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:55

And he's your boyfriend ??

ChickInGreenVans 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 13:18

That's what it said..

megmich 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:17

I feel sorry for you.......

itskimHOLLA 0

Monday 2 April 2012 4:39

Oh now that's just nasty

oped01 8

Monday 2 April 2012 6:21

If u ain't done with him an thrown his nasty ass out before writing your FML post, U deserve it

katiejeanxx 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:42

My boyfriend does that all the time.... It made me love him more :) or you could just do the same thing back until he gets grossed out.

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