themouseman1212
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
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tacojauns 45
Man how did your wife lose her nipples?
TwitchingNebula 17
You should at least watch some ****.
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r_bruce69 19
Simple solution. Divorce her if she won't have sex with you (unless there's a really good reason like she's depressed). The intimacy of sex is needed for marriage.
dannyj3895 13
Friendzoned by your wife. That's a new level of being Friendzoned. FYL
Miss_Blaine 18
It sure is a natural food!
grlygrl93 14
I see a woman's nipples everyday. Ha.
krmc822 6
Ah wow fml. You're a loser no one really cares about you're bad sex life.
stargirl_95 24
*your
rootbeerfanatic 6
Actually, it was correct the first time.
krmc822 6
Seriously no one cares about that. Why would you post a fml like that?
martinez121797 15
Damn that will never happen to me!
sdj215 19
Time to man up and go give it to your wife.
TakeMeToRio 9
good one. it's been 3 minutes and I'm still laughing!
hilde43 5
Her a new wife
jamnglamgirlie 17
Time for Seduction 101: Plan a date night for the two of you lovebirds. Take her somewhere you know you'll have a good time. Then have a little quiet time, may a walk, ice cream then when you get home maybe get a little red wine and sexy treats (edible bouquet) if the mood feels right get a naughty game started, but if that's not your style you could just skip to the foreplay. I suggest getting yourself sexy underwear for the event.