Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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3P0N1N3 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:08

I think I love you.

ANkh_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:16

I told you to lay off the Jesus.

junkupinit 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:27

hahahahaha, this just absolutely made my day (:(:(:(:(:(:

Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:22

no no no. you've got it all wrong. if you want to go to narnia you need to go INSIDE the wardrobe not climp it with no clothes on. now post the link of that video (unless you're ugly in which case go back to your MMORG)

PurpleSfinx 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:44

This is the best FML I've ever seen in my life. This should be on MyLifeIsG. I love you.

chrisraym0nd 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:52

LMFAO. funniest shit i've read for the day

sc27 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:28

VIDEO >_

tapesculpture 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:54

LMFAO I started laughing my ass off when i read this bahahahahaha.

Molltini 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:25

HAHAHAH. If you would of drank more you would of eventually ended up in Narnia!

a23b23x 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:00

marry me

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