Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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ohmandapants 16

Friday 21 August 2009 1:34

I hear Narnia's an awesome place I bet you enjoyed it :) Although..I don't really see how this is a FML unless it's posted all over the internet.

summersong89 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:34

BAHAHAHAHA this just made my day!! XDD you should def. put that video on YouTube.

iKRR3W 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:36

hahaha, funny!

RPGod 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:12

If you're hot, Vid or it didn't happen!

supernoob 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:19

keep ur clothes on

monkey314159 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:22

Friends see this fml and post vid. *crosses fingers*

vooper 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:27

ahahah, you win xD I laughed out loud at this!!!!

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:53

Come to think of it the OP should have attached a youtube link to her FML so we could all get a visual.

triplethreat13 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:39

ohhhh, so YOU'RE the one in the youtube video my friend sent around today? hahaha jk. i would love to see that on youtube though, i started laughing when i read it!

Ipodgirl181 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:29

hahah this made me laugh so hard i almost peed myself!

_julia 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:45

you made my week :) i would love to see you drunk

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