Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a girl crying on the subway. Wanting to be a good...

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2016 05:48 - United States - Richmond

Today, I saw a girl crying on the subway. Wanting to be a good samaritan, I sat next to her and offered her a tissue. She shoved me out of my seat and screamed at me to leave her alone. FML

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